Unless you’re a turkey, Thanksgiving is usually a happy holiday. But Bill Bonner says the crumbling economy leaves all of us fearing the axe this year. The global credit crisis has taken us into unchartered territory. And government bailouts will only draw out the inevitable correction.

This from The Daily Reckoning:

“Until today or tomorrow, the typical turkey enjoyed a fairly decent life…” commented our friend Nassim Taleb, in Zurich yesterday.

Yesterday [Wednesday], the stock market was quiet. The Dow ended up 36 points. Oil held at $50. Gold too…it stayed right where it was, at $820 an ounce.

But the slaughterhouses and gold mints worked overtime.

“You can understand how fraudulent most economic analysis is,” Nassim explained, “just by looking the life of the turkey. The animal is fed for 1000 days…and then it is killed. So, if you plotted out the turkey’s life on a chart, it would look