Turbo Timmy’s Sneaky Scam (Part One)
Justice Litle (March 30th, 2009) Writes:
On close inspection, there are only two possibilities for the Geithner “Rescue Plan”: It’s an honest effort doomed to fail… or a blatant scam that just might work.
Treasury Secretary Geithner, we hereby dub thee “Turbo Timmy.”
As a number of you have informed me, the “turbo” moniker – as in, “doesn’t know how to use Turbo Tax” – has been around for a while now. With my many sources and ears on the street, I’m surprised I hadn’t heard it prior. (Or maybe it just went in one ear and out the other.)
Other honorable mentions in the SecTreas nickname contest include:
“Tycoon Tim” (for serving his rich masters) “Torpedo Tim” (for threatening to sink the economy) “Little Timmy Geithner” (after a hapless cartoon character with wish-granting fairy godparents) “Lollypop Guild” Geithner (after the obscure Wizard of ...Arizona, Bank, bank balance sheets, Beaver, brilliant solution;, California, cent;, contrarian profits, Donald Trump, Franky Flipper;, Gigantic MegaCorp;, google, Hank Paulsons;, House on A&E;, Joe Blow;, Market Commentary, Real Estate, real estate decline;, real estate flippers;, real estate investor, Real Estate Investors, Real Estate Market, real estate speculators;, San Jose, Terry Winstead;, Tim;, Timmy Geithner;, Tumbleweed;, United States, Us Government, USD, wall street


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